Friday, November 07, 2008

Top Ten Stupid Things Americans Say To Brits

I couldn't stop laughing when I heard this Top Ten list from David Letterman earlier this week:

10. "Is it Halloween or are those your real teeth?"
9. "Do you know the queen?"
8. "What language are you speaking? I don't understand you"
7. "Do you eat anything that doesn't come in pie form?"
6. "Seriously, are those your real teeth?"
5. "When are you coming to collect Posh and Becks?"
4. "Are you speaking English, because I've got no idea what you're saying"
3. "What do you mean let's go and smoke a fag?"
2. "Okay, say that one more time, but this time in American"
1. "Do you know what, England should do its own version of 'The Office'"

No comments: